1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:01,628 2 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:02,909 [TYRES SCREECHING] 3 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,155 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 4 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,518 [EXPLODES] 5 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,676 6 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:23,559 HUTCH: Did you ever wonder why? STARSKY: Why what? 7 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,352 Life. It's too early in the morning 8 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,870 for that, Hutch. No, I mean it, Starsk. 9 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:34,029 There's got to be more to life than just breathing in and breathing out. 10 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,277 There is. What? 11 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,792 As a matter of fact, I have a midnight meet with the most beautiful thing since... 12 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,956 You're a hedonist, you know that? Hmm? 13 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:48,153 A hedonist. Just so long as I enjoy myself. 14 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,749 HUTCH: There are other things than just gross pleasures. 15 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:55,078 Well, when you find out what they are, don't tell me. 16 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,353 Look at this. There's something missing. 17 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,834 Like what? 18 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,156 Well, if I knew that, it wouldn't be missing, would it? 19 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,634 You're very weird, you know that? 20 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,671 I knew I could count on you to understand. 21 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,996 Hutchinson. Oh, good morning, Captain. 22 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,792 Morning! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,831 Did you read that memo on your desk? 24 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,432 "Captain Dobey wants to see you and Starsky as soon as..." 25 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,596 Possible. 26 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,432 At your pleasure, mon Capitaine. 27 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:28,998 If it was my pleasure I wouldn't be here waiting on you two clowns. Here's your new assignment. 28 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,792 [WHISTLES] 29 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,389 Her name is Anna Akhanatova. 30 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:39,675 Her name is Anna Akhanatova, and she is the prima ballerina of the Kirov Ballet. 31 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,552 That's right. No kidding. 32 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,991 The Russian ballet is in town and you two are gonna cover her like a baby's security blanket. 33 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,350 You're talking nursemaid? That's right. 34 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,189 I hate to remind you, Captain, but we're detectives assigned to homicide, not babysitting. 35 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,992 You're right on all counts, Starsky. Thank you. 36 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,792 You're the detective. I'm the captain. 37 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,310 And this is homicide. For a change, you two are assigned to prevent a homicide. 38 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,954 There have been specific threats against her life. 39 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,479 From who? 40 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,796 If we knew that, we'd arrest them, wouldn't we? 41 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,992 Now, you can find her at the ballet. Which is at the theatre. 42 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,116 43 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,078 [DOOR CLOSES] 44 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,632 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 45 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,156 She's pretty good. Shh! 46 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,636 She is incredible. 47 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,436 Man, look at her jump. 48 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:01,958 That is a grand jeté, turkey. Look at that. Look at that elevation. 49 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,636 Man, she's got more moves than Muhammad Ali. 50 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,828 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING] 51 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,677 HUTCH: Brava! Brava! 52 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,308 Brava! 53 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,748 [MOUTHS] 54 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,632 Brava! Brava. 55 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,033 Brava. 56 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,710 57 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,998 So... 58 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,994 the Americans love me, no? 59 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,158 They clapped their hands, yes. 60 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:25,512 Even the great Masha Barovnika did not mind applause in her days. 61 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:30,874 Only when it was deserved. Your tour jetés were not good. 62 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,038 Your fouetté turns lacked sharpness. 63 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,912 More snap on the leg. 64 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,394 Out, and two, and three. 65 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:43,152 Please, Masha, don't talk to me like some schoolchild. I'm a prima ballerina. 66 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,319 Even the American papers call me a star. 67 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,478 Stars are made by nature in the sky. 68 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,150 Ballerinas are made by hard practice on this earth. 69 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,588 [KNOCKING] 70 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,756 ANNA: Yes, come in. 71 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,956 Miss Ankakatova? 72 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,312 Why is it that Americans have such a difficult time with Soviet names? 73 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,476 I'll bite. Why? 74 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:19,118 Well, perhaps it's because it's not his native language, Miss Akhanatova. 75 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,232 Very good. You pronounced my name correctly. 76 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:27,878 Are your people from the Soviet? No, ma'am. We're from the police. 77 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,878 My name's Starsky, and this is Hutch. 78 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,355 America must be a strange country. 79 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,996 An artist arrives to entertain, and you want to kill her. 80 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,872 We're here to protect you. 81 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,435 In my country, a ballet dancer needs no protection. 82 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,517 As long as she agrees with policies of the State. 83 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:50,395 I'm a guest in your country, and I'm not interested in your opinion, Mr Hootch! 84 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,874 Hutch! 85 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:58,155 I am Masha Natasha Barovnika, coach and representative of the Kirov, uh, Ballet. 86 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,831 If you do not wish to have the assignment to care for Anna Akhanatova, 87 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,996 I shall call your superiors. 88 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,634 No, ma'am. It's OK. 89 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:12,231 Then you will please refrain from further political discussions. 90 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,352 I think that's, uh... An agreement we both should stick to, huh? 91 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,039 [STARSKY CLEARS THROAT] 92 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,590 Now, I think that we're all in agreement. 93 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:25,758 Uh, now, Miss... Don't tell me. 94 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,994 Uh... 95 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,512 Akhana... Tova. 96 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:39,159 Yeah. If we may escort your lovely self back to the hotel? 97 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,476 98 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,270 [CROWD CHATTERING] 99 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,354 CROWD [CHANTING]: Free the Russian Jews! Free the Russian Jews! 100 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,152 Freedom for the Jews! Freedom for the Jews! 101 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,879 Welcome to America. 102 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,356 At least we're allowed to do this here. Will you two knock it off. 103 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,235 CROWD [CHANTING]: Free the Russian Jews! Free the Russian Jews! 104 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,998 HUTCH: Get back. 105 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,590 Get back. Get back! Hey! Hey! 106 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,199 Get back! Hey! 107 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,353 Why don't you just go back to Russia? 108 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,593 Oh, yeah, you? Yeah? 109 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,836 110 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,076 [CROWD YELLING] 111 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,228 112 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,113 STARSKY: Are you all right? ANNA: Those people were frightening. 113 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,276 They meant to hurt me. 114 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:58,439 HUTCH: Nobody's going to hurt you. ANNA: How can you be so sure? 115 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,596 HUTCH: This is our job. 116 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:05,070 ANNA: Is that what Americans call me? A job? 117 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,636 I hear the... The ice cream in Russia is really great. 118 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,593 It's very good, but we do not have so many flavours. Mostly vanilla. 119 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,119 Oh. 120 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,556 I love vanilla. 121 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,355 Police work. 122 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,956 Starsky? 123 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,356 [STARSKY WHISTLING] 124 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,868 [CHUCKLES] 125 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,274 Do you want to check the bedroom? Oh, yeah. 126 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,792 Wait. I'd like to use my own... 127 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,353 Wait. 128 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,433 It's OK. You're very kind. 129 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,596 We try. 130 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:38,315 Hey, man. What's going on? I thought you wanted this assignment. 131 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,748 So did I. Well, 132 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,188 she's more beautiful than her poster. 133 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,958 You know, that is exactly what I was talking about. 134 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,357 You know, there is more to life, to people, than just a beautiful outside. 135 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,516 Well, would you rather she was ugly? 136 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,474 Look, Starsky, this was going to be the assignment of my life. 137 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,035 And I don't like being talked down to. No. 138 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,958 And I don't want to do any flag-waving, 139 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:01,119 but every time she says "America" it sounds like something that makes her nauseous. 140 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,719 Oh, OK. Do you understand 141 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,148 what I'm talking about? Yeah, I understand. 142 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,634 Do you understand? Yes. Yes. 143 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,398 Let it pass. Let it pass. 144 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,592 We have a job to do. We've seen the pickets out there. We know it's not gonna be easy. 145 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,189 Yeah, yeah, there was a lot of professional muscle out there. 146 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,595 Well, one of us is going to have to stay here. 147 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,873 Now, which one is it going to be? 148 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,833 Well, it might as well be me. 149 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,474 She'll be asleep. At least I won't have to listen to her talk. 150 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,352 Ah. 151 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,676 152 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:39,320 The sight is off. Adjust it. Do not give me orders. 153 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,398 Please. Better. 154 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,596 155 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,676 [YAWNS] 156 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:54,639 I cannot sleep with an enemy in the house. 157 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,957 I'm not your enemy, lady. Then why do you act so? 158 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,469 Me? Yes, you! You're rude. 159 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,990 You're hateful. The door is open for me, and you go through first. I get pushed into cars. 160 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,952 You take keys out of my hand... Wait a minute! Peace... 161 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,435 You talk to me as if... Whoa, listen to me, comrade! 162 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,039 There's somebody out there that wants to hurt you. 163 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,595 I go through doors first, yeah, because if some nut wants to get to you, 164 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,074 they're gonna have to go through me first. 165 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,478 And that ain't going to be easy because I'm good at my job. 166 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,798 [TEAPOT WHISTLING] 167 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,956 168 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,757 You... You mean, you would get hurt to protect me? 169 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:53,078 Well, that's not my plan, but if that's what goes down, yeah. 170 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,037 Good. Good? It's perfect. 171 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,277 Shooting a dummy is not perfect. 172 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,956 When do I get her? Mmm... 173 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,516 Tomorrow. Depending. On what? I'm ready right now! 174 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,075 You Americans! Everything is instant. 175 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:35,035 If you get her before the papers print the letter, what good will it do, hmm? 176 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,435 I've got a better idea. Please, Miller, 177 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,790 you can't improve on perfection. 178 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,753 Why don't I pick off the Russian premier? He'll be there. 179 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,918 Brilliant. The one person who will be totally protected! 180 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,031 A premier is a lot hotter than a ballet dancer. 181 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,869 Yeah. And the chance of your capture is much hotter also, nicht wahr? 182 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,516 No one is going to capture me. The Jews must be blamed. 183 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,838 We cannot take the chance of your being identified as a member of the Fascist Party of America. 184 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,715 I can do it. I'm telling you, I can do it! Do not be stupid, Miller! 185 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,876 I don't like to be called stu... 186 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,196 187 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,470 We will do as I say. 188 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,350 Ja? 189 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,676 190 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,950 There's a saying in my country: 191 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,995 "Share a cup of tea with somebody who is unfriendly, 192 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,555 "and your loneliness is ended." 193 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,953 Look, let me just explain... I would like to find a way to... 194 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,435 You... You go first. 195 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,794 I would like to find a way to be friends. 196 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,830 Me, too. 197 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,436 Perhaps we require the United Nations. 198 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,796 [CHUCKLES] 199 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,353 Well, I think we can do better than that. 200 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,754 Me, too. How do we start? 201 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,957 Tell me a secret. A secret? Why? 202 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,515 Because only friends share secrets. 203 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,875 All right. OK. 204 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,676 I'll tell you a secret. Hmm? 205 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,717 I love to talk about myself. No! 206 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,953 I never would have guessed. 207 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,597 208 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,588 If you're waiting on me, I'll be in the back booth. 209 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,594 There are worse things than being seen with me. 210 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:44,396 And better, so let's leave well enough alone. You look weird. 211 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,478 What do you mean? A little lopsided. 212 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,109 I know! A Starsky without a Hutch is like a pig without the pork. 213 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,074 How is the Police Department's number-one beach boy? 214 00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:01,229 Guarding a dancer's body and liking it less than spit. 215 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:05,319 You're crude, do you know that? So I've been told. 216 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,678 Now, down to business. I thought you were my friend. 217 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,839 I need some help, friend. Such as? 218 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,477 Anybody on the street passing out money for muscle on a picket line? 219 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,116 You've got better ears than I thought, Grandma. 220 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,153 Two thugs hired for a demo tonight at the... 221 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,588 Russian ballet. 222 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,189 You know, you keep this up, you're gonna put Huggy out of business! 223 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,958 I gotta know who's doing the hiring. 224 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,277 Well, who's doing the picketing? Don't play detective. 225 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,074 Perish the thought. 226 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,395 JOA. Who? 227 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,875 Jewish Organisation for Action. 228 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,629 I suggest you check out the desert people. 229 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,273 You're a lot of help. 230 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,796 Only because you caught me on a good day. 231 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,959 Don't call me on a bad one. Perish the thought. 232 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:08,038 ANNA: And Masha said, "If you move like that, you may as well walk on your hands." 233 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,468 So you know what I did? Yes. 234 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,113 I immediately got... 235 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,035 What did you say? I said I know what you did. 236 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,595 You do not. How could you? I do. 237 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,155 All right. What did I do? 238 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,356 [LAUGHS] 239 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,799 [CLEARS THROAT] 240 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,433 This. 241 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,156 242 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,828 [ANNA GIGGLES] 243 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,792 Aah! 244 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:39,795 All right, that's very good. But I can do it much better. 245 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,796 Oh, come on. 246 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,073 [WHISTLES] 247 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,237 You know, we both have almost the same colour hair. 248 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,356 Fascinating. 249 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:26,117 If we ever had a child, he would look like a snow bank. 250 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,638 Or she would look like the sunrise. 251 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:39,638 You're very poetic for an American. Well, Russians didn't invent poetry. 252 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,229 Are you sure? 253 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,593 But you may have invented beauty. 254 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,316 I'm very strong. 255 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,638 That's not exactly what I had in mind. 256 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,037 Are you strong? You've got to be putting me on. 257 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,993 What means "putting me on"? 258 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,154 You don't want to arm-wrestle? I will win. 259 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,832 It's 2.00 in the morning, I'm with a beautiful woman and she wants to arm-wrestle! 260 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,758 [CHUCKLES] 261 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,156 Are you afraid? 262 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,356 All right, comrade, let's have at it. 263 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,956 Go. 264 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,635 265 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,113 [THUD] 266 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,956 Reach! Aah! Don't shoot! 267 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,718 You can have all the newspapers. 268 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,514 Uh... 269 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,951 It's not real. Just kidding. It's liquorice. 270 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,991 [ANNA LAUGHING] 271 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,317 Big protector, you scared the bellman. 272 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,229 Don't you laugh at me, Anna. Call me Tadzhik. 273 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,668 274 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,953 What's that mean? A male name for someone who cares. 275 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,151 Tadzhik. Again. 276 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,156 Tadzhik. Again. 277 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,548 Tadzhik. Again. 278 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,034 Tadzhik. Again. 279 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,556 [DOORBELL RINGS] 280 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,752 Ja! Coming! Coming! 281 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,116 It's in this morning's paper. They're gonna blame it on the Jews. 282 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,073 I can do it today, right? Right? 283 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,476 Today, right? 284 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,676 285 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,434 Today, Miller. Ja. 286 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,671 287 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,589 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, let me up. Let me up. 288 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,952 Yeah, uh-uh. What is it? What is it? 289 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,957 It's your better half. 290 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,954 Ah, yeah, hold it. 291 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,958 Hey, are you all right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm, uh... 292 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,671 I'm, uh... I'm... Yeah, I'm fine. 293 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,154 I'm fine. Fine. 294 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,635 HUTCH [WHISPERING]: Will you stop it? 295 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,110 Go on, go on, go on, go on. Go on, go on. 296 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,719 [WHISPERS]: Not until you kiss me. 297 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,194 OK. 298 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,191 [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Ah... Be right there, uh, Starsk. 299 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,188 Just, uh, hold on. 300 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,039 STARSKY: Take your time. Uh, yeah, yeah. 301 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,876 Are you OK? OK. 302 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,355 You? OK. 303 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,873 Everything, uh, go all right last night? 304 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,640 Oh, fine, fine, yeah. Just fine. 305 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:29,349 No, uh... No trouble, huh? 306 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,956 Nothing I couldn't handle. 307 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,795 Is she up? Huh? Oh, yeah, I think so. 308 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,956 I heard the shower. 309 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,388 [WATER TURNS ON] 310 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,955 Oops. There it is. 311 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,277 Must be psychic. Since when? 312 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,799 I spoke to Huggy this morning. Oh, yeah. 313 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,872 It's like we figured. Muscle hired out for the demonstration. 314 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,150 By whom? 315 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,636 Don't know. 316 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,034 Thanks. Well, uh... 317 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,308 So, you're feeling OK this morning, huh? 318 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,748 Yeah, fine. You? 319 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,188 Fine. Good. 320 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,949 Look, why don't you split, hmm? Get some sleep. Check back with me. 321 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,913 I'll take care of Anna what's-her-name, 322 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,872 wherever she's gonna be. 323 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,039 No. In the meantime... What? 324 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,758 Uh, I'll handle Anna Akhanatova. What do you mean? 325 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,838 I'll cover her. Your shift's over. 326 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,473 [WATER TURNS OFF] 327 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,636 The shower's stopped. 328 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,991 She must be finished, huh? You're acting very strange lately. 329 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,599 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 330 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,997 Telephone. Must be for Anna. 331 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,112 Good. Anna Akhanatova. 332 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,838 Darling... 333 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,275 Oh, Mr Starevsky, I didn't know you were here. 334 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,277 Your captain wants to talk to someone. 335 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,318 Starevsky? 336 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,954 Darling? 337 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,036 Telephone. 338 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,270 Good morning, Captain, how are you this fine day? 339 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,708 Have you read this morning's paper? 340 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:56,040 Well, I've been so busy guarding our Russian guest. I haven't taken my eyes off her. 341 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,356 Would you mind turning to page four, please? 342 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,033 Page four in the newspaper. 343 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,796 Um, hold on, Captain. 344 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,431 "This newspaper received the following note this morning. 345 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,596 "'Unless Soviet Jews are freed, 346 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,349 "'Anna Akhanatova will not return to Russia alive."' 347 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,516 Yeah, I see it, Captain. All right. 348 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,395 I want one of you to stick as close to Anna Akhanatova as white on rice. 349 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,989 That'll be me. Then have Starsky run it down. 350 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,033 Captain wants you on the street checking out the source of that story. 351 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,468 And Hutchinson. Yeah. 352 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,389 We can't afford to let her get hurt. She's very important to the State Department. 353 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,556 To me, too, Captain. 354 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,072 Good morning, gentlemen. Ready for a light breakfast and then to rehearsal? 355 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,157 Good morning. 356 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,432 How about a change in plans? 357 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,838 I always eat a light breakfast. I mean... 358 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,315 Look... 359 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,472 somebody's out there and serious. 360 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,639 Anybody, including that nut who wants to hurt you, 361 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,718 they got to know that you're on your way to the theatre to rehearse today. 362 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,435 So is Masha Barovnika and the entire group. If you are suggesting that... 363 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,234 Anna, Anna, hear me. But I do. 364 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,670 There is some lunatic out there who wants to kill you. 365 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,912 You will not permit it, Hootch. 366 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,076 Not a chance. 367 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,716 But you have to cooperate, please. 368 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:41,354 Your eyes are the colour of the Belaya River. How can I say no? 369 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,870 370 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,755 Belaya River eyes, huh? 371 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,636 Take care of her. 372 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,314 Hootch. 373 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,999 Ah... 374 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:26,832 Madame Barov... nika. Vnika. Yes. 375 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,268 And you are the policeman. 376 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,152 Yes. Yes. But what are you doing? 377 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,590 Oh, uh... I have to take Anna to rehearsal later. 378 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,552 She said that she'd meet you there. 379 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,955 But I don't... Yeah. Why don't I take you 380 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,674 for a cup of tea? And you can tell me all about your life. 381 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,632 I've had my tea, And then I'll drop you off at... 382 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,114 and the rehearsal is very important... 383 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,673 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 384 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,230 385 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,470 Give me room, gentlemen, or you'll eat it. 386 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,148 You got a warrant, officer? Do I need one? 387 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,035 Yeah, unless you want to try and make me eat it. 388 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,717 You shouldn't flash that piece. He's got a permit. Who's this man? 389 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,435 Just a cop without a warrant. You Kauffman? I want to talk to you. 390 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:32,760 I don't have time. Stay on the door. You, I want to talk to. 391 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,436 See you around. 392 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,916 Count on it. 393 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,276 [TYRES SCREECH] 394 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,635 [GUITAR PLAYING] 395 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,478 Very beautiful. What is it? 396 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,228 Oh, it's just a song. 397 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,197 Can you sing it? 398 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,594 Well... 399 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,311 I wish I was the sunlight 400 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,478 Gently reaching out in space 401 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,469 And I wish you were a chilly morn 402 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,353 So I could warm your face 403 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:24,117 And I wish I was a scarecrow 404 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,433 'Cause I've got a scare or two 405 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,159 And I wish you were A stalk of corn 406 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,114 With me protecting you 407 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,559 And I wish I was a cloak 408 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,272 'Cause I've got some softness, too 409 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,911 And I wish you were a weary head 410 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,155 Alone, just me and you 411 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,590 412 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,551 DOBEY: Kauffman's in interrogation. All right, well, just hang on. Starsky's on the way. 413 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,954 I'll take it from here. Thanks. 414 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,516 We didn't have time for an introduction when we first met. Name's Starsky. 415 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,076 You have no right to detain me. 416 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,153 Just a few questions. 417 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,992 Where were you last night? 418 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,191 Don't play games with me, Starsky. 419 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,356 I know what you're looking for. 420 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,394 We wouldn't be stupid enough to write a threatening letter to the newspaper. 421 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,037 Why not? Your position on Russia is well known. 422 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,196 Russia is oppressing Jews. 423 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,358 We are against that in any and every possible way. 424 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,118 Including violence? 425 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,074 Our tactics don't include hurting ladies who dance, Starsky. 426 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,840 That's for fools and fascists. 427 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,753 What do you mean, fascists? 428 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,318 What happens if someone kills Anna Akhanatova? The Jews are blamed. 429 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,274 The Americans are blamed. Anti-Semitism is on the rise again. 430 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,392 And who gains from that? Only some dangerous madmen 431 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,068 who call themselves the Fascist Party of America. 432 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,239 You want to catch a criminal? Get the fascists. 433 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:08,036 You have no charges against me. I have committed no crime. 434 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,709 Just be sure you don't. 435 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,275 436 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,470 437 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,358 [DOORBELL RINGS] 438 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,153 You and your plans! No one is home. 439 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,192 He's home. 440 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,638 Hey, open up. It's the law. 441 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,238 Come on, blondie, I know you're in there. 442 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,749 Oh, oh, coming, coming, coming, coming. 443 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,397 Well, are you poor of hearing? Did you not realize the doorbell? 444 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,477 Masha, what are you doing here? 445 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,432 HUTCH: What's happening? 446 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,394 STARSKY: Closest I could come is that probably some fascist out there has to make his move tonight. 447 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,751 MASHA: I'm having great trouble comprehending this person. 448 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,157 STARSKY: It's public knowledge that tonight is your last show, and then you're gonna have to leave town. 449 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:41,673 I mean, half the city knows where you're going to be between 8 and 11. 450 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,036 ANNA: What are you going to do? 451 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,516 How about not showing up at the theatre at all? 452 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,314 I must dance tonight. I told this strange person 453 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,748 that you'd be saying that. 454 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,236 The next plan is for Masha Barovnika to be a duck. 455 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,396 A what? A decoy. It's like a duck. 456 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,079 Putting Masha in my clothes? 457 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,989 Just in and out of the theatre. No. 458 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,636 So, my brave bodyguard, there's work to do, 459 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,914 because Anna Akhanatova is going to the theatre and dance. 460 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,715 [CROWD CHATTERING] 461 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,550 [CAR HORN HONKING] 462 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,671 [CROWD YELLING AND CHANTING] 463 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,359 CROWD [CHANTING]: Free the Russian Jews! Free the Russian Jews! 464 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:53,035 Save the Jews! Save the Jews! Save the Jews! 465 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,356 Save the Jews! Save the Jews! 466 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,152 Kauffman, I wanna talk to you. Get in the car. 467 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,078 Listen, I told you before... Come on, get in the car. 468 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,759 I wanna talk to you. Don't touch. 469 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,473 Get out of the way. 470 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,069 All right. Don't touch. Get in the car. 471 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,838 All right, all right! It's all right. 472 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,830 You have no right to detain me. We have permits to demonstrate. 473 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,759 Just cool it. No one's gonna blow your demonstration. 474 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,349 We just want to catch a crazy killer. OK? 475 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,313 Only if it doesn't conflict with our interests. 476 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,557 Well, how would you like to nail a fascist? Does that appeal to you? 477 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,034 You have my total attention. 478 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:26,471 I mean catch him, not kill him. What can we do? 479 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:31,310 The only way that they can get close to her is to start a riot using your pickets. 480 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:36,230 Now, they're going to infiltrate with some goons, start a diversion. 481 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,195 When they do, when Anna what's-her-name comes out that door, someone's going to make a move. 482 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,357 No one will infiltrate my group. Wrong. 483 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,875 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 484 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,757 What do you think? I think she's beautiful. 485 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,916 And you're a lucky man. 486 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,278 No, I mean about out there. You think it'll work? 487 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,796 We don't have much choice. 488 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,316 Do we? 489 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,990 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 490 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,593 [CROWD YELLING] 491 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,155 Those, how do you say, pickets, they must be going home sometime. 492 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,397 Why should we not stay here all night till it is day? 493 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,273 Because I can't live like an animal in a cage, Masha. 494 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,918 They must catch that man, and I must be free. Shall we go out there, Hootch? 495 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:16,559 Tadzhik, tonight you danced like a... Like a butterfly riding the wind. 496 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,116 You were the spirit of light, my Tadzhik. 497 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,515 These were all your teachings, Masha. 498 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,239 CROWD [CHANTING]: Free the Russian Jews! Free the Russian Jews! 499 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,630 500 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,030 [CROWD CHANTING AND YELLING] 501 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,193 Get them! Get them! 502 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,549 [ANNA SCREAMS] 503 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,988 Hutch! 504 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,599 [GUN SHOOTS] 505 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,350 KAUFFMAN: Get them! 506 00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,274 [GUN SHOOTS] 507 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,156 Fascist pig! 508 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,994 I could've done it! 509 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,159 Steinmetz knows I could've done it. Batson, get this nut out of here! 510 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,316 Check out Steinmetz. 511 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,318 Thanks, Kauffman. I owe you a favour. 512 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,193 Some day, I may need to collect. 513 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,230 Get these nuts out of here, huh? All right, please, everyone. 514 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,194 Go home now, everyone. Please, go home. 515 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,153 Shalom. Go home now. 516 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,836 Shalom. Shalom. 517 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,589 Is it over? 518 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,277 It's over. 519 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,673 Are you OK, Tadzhik? 520 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,956 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 521 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,356 Is it all right to love you, Hootch? 522 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,556 ANNA: Can you help me, Hootch? 523 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,156 Sure. 524 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,036 Uh, you'd better sit on it. 525 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,156 Watch it! 526 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,636 527 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,556 I will miss you, Hootch. 528 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,075 Me, too. You should come to Leningrad. 529 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,476 I will, some day. 530 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,279 Do you love me a little bit? I love you a lot of bit. 531 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,313 [KNOCKING] 532 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,636 It is time. The limousine is waiting to bring us to the airport. 533 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,354 Ah, let me help you with that, ma'am. I can carry it. 534 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,676 No, that's all right. Starsk, she's very strong. 535 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,836 Yeah, sure. You don't believe me. 536 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,598 Now is not the time, Anna, Tadzhik. 537 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,109 I have to prove something to this American. Come. 538 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,880 You're putting me on. I know that word and I'm not. 539 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,308 Come on, Starevsky. 540 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,672 Oh, well, that does it. It's Starsky. 541 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,952 Hmm? Ah... 542 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,156 Come on. 543 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,157 544 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,316 That's not going to help. 545 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,512 OK, are you ready? Any time you are. 546 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,073 OK. 547 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,310 548 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,596 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 549 00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:08,196 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0